HAPPY LITTLE PILL IS PLAYING ON THE RADIO IN AUSTRIA OMFG WHAT

07-29 / 20:17

you know what I fucking hate. I hate disrespectful people in restaurant that’s what I fucking hate. what the actual fuck did I do to you to deserve so little respect¿ how about you go fuck yourself in your knee and eat at home rather than come to public places and scream at waiters bc I sure as hell don’t deserve that I’m only doing my job and if you don’t like it than don’t bother coming. God I want to slap every fucking person that is like that to waiters I hope you stumble today and fall on your ass face

07-29 / 20:17

I’ve been gaining so much weight lately because I’m bored and I’m lazy aka I’m always eating but never working out and I’m slowly getting sadder about my body

07-29 / 19:41 / 3 notes

but the fact that my 8-year-old nephew gets anxiety and can’t ring his friend to ask to hang out shows how fucked up we’re getting

07-29 / 19:39 / 3 notes

itspoopypants:

irwinillusions:

*causally brings these gifs back*

holy shit no

lmaomalum asked: How do you feel about michaels piercing?

calsbutt:

I’ve always wanted him to get an eyebrow piercing, and i think that i like it.. i just want to see more pictures idk. Some of the pictures that ive seen make it look off like its not on his eyebrow right but OVERALL ITS FREAKING HOT AND I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I HAVE WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN

ASK ME QUESTIONS

07-29 / 19:34 / 6 notes / calsbutt
jelenaforforeverr asked: Janoskian fan hun? ;)

LOL, no, I was talking about the 5SOS Luke :)

07-29 / 19:27

i bet luke has a really soft yet hard and warm back and it’s just so cuddly so every winter night he’ll just be the little spoon so that you can lay your head on his back and use it as a pillow while snuggling on the couch and even though he will complain about being the little spoon he loves it secretly

07-29 / 18:30

officialukes:

WHEN 5SOS GIVE HUGS THEY DIG THEIR FACES INTO YOUR NECK AND WRAP THEIR ARMS AROUND YOU REALLY TIGHT AND THATS THE REASON THAT I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING ANYMORE

DB